Volxindob is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent porpoise.

Volxindob created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volxindob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volxindob, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Volxindob's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Volxindob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Volxindob on top of all buildings.

3. Hide from magenta mites for they are unholy.

4. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near ants while wearing black dresses and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.