Cedcatnad Bemsangov is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful bat.

Cedcatnad Bemsangov created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcatnad Bemsangov, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedcatnad Bemsangov, she will turn you into a plant.

Cedcatnad Bemsangov's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cedcatnad Bemsangov's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never wear fawn trousers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.