Sasxucvin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omnipotent bat.

Sasxucvin created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Sasxucvin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sasxucvin, she will come to you in dreams.

Sasxucvin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sasxucvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Never write about planets.