Matveglist is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, contented elephant.

Matveglist created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matveglist, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Matveglist, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Matveglist's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Matveglist's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Matveglist on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.