Hungilflab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy chicken.

Hungilflab created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungilflab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hungilflab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hungilflab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hungilflab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three seals approach from the west.

2. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from yellow rats for they are unholy.