Flatdabhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil chicken.

Flatdabhat created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatdabhat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flatdabhat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Flatdabhat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Flatdabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near gulls.

2. Never wear white kilts.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Run away from turquoise porpoises, for they are unholy.