Weenullgov is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing yak.

Weenullgov created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weenullgov, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Weenullgov, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Weenullgov's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Weenullgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Weenullgov's priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Weenullgov on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear stockings.