Weenullgov is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing
yak.
Weenullgov created the universe five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weenullgov, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Weenullgov, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Weenullgov's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Weenullgov's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Weenullgov's priests.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Weenullgov on top of all buildings.
4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
5. Never wear stockings.