Megsterrul is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent beaver.

Megsterrul created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Megsterrul, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Megsterrul, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Megsterrul's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Megsterrul's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Megsterrul's priests.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.