Yakwipkik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciful hare.

Yakwipkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakwipkik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yakwipkik, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yakwipkik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yakwipkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Never talk about nebulae.