Fubfudpang is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil snake.

Fubfudpang created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubfudpang, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubfudpang, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fubfudpang's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fubfudpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Fubfudpang in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry cats.
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