Gudxemweefotarmcit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty unicorn.

Gudxemweefotarmcit created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudxemweefotarmcit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gudxemweefotarmcit, he will laugh at you.

Gudxemweefotarmcit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gudxemweefotarmcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.