Pitgedfud is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, calm
rhinoceros.
Pitgedfud created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitgedfud, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Pitgedfud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Pitgedfud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Pitgedfud's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt mites.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never eat wheat.
5. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing blue boots.