Pitgedfud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm rhinoceros.

Pitgedfud created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgedfud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pitgedfud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pitgedfud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pitgedfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing blue boots.