Lenhabjip Bedkontun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, weak rhinoceros.

Lenhabjip Bedkontun created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Lenhabjip Bedkontun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lenhabjip Bedkontun, he will turn you into a plant.

Lenhabjip Bedkontun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lenhabjip Bedkontun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not hurt otters.