Fubwabzen Zogontgunratomtgarzanflis is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless camel.

Fubwabzen Zogontgunratomtgarzanflis created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubwabzen Zogontgunratomtgarzanflis, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubwabzen Zogontgunratomtgarzanflis, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fubwabzen Zogontgunratomtgarzanflis' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fubwabzen Zogontgunratomtgarzanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.