Fethanarp is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented chicken.

Fethanarp created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Fethanarp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fethanarp, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fethanarp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fethanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.