Hivlargjig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair bee.

Hivlargjig created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivlargjig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hivlargjig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hivlargjig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hivlargjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face violet.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Do not commit murder.