Rigdibyim Listvonkad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong aardvark.

Rigdibyim Listvonkad created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdibyim Listvonkad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigdibyim Listvonkad, he will turn you into a dog.

Rigdibyim Listvonkad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rigdibyim Listvonkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rigdibyim Listvonkad.

5. Never look in ponds.