Stafsatdon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind penguin.

Stafsatdon created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Stafsatdon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stafsatdon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Stafsatdon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Stafsatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to frogs while wearing trousers.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Stafsatdon.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.