Caddodvog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic alligator.

Caddodvog created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caddodvog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Caddodvog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Caddodvog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Caddodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never eat bark.