Bandussged is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise wombat.

Bandussged created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bandussged, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bandussged, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bandussged's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bandussged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. You must love Bandussged.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near swans while wearing yellow trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.