Dibkarfot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, emotional capybara.

Dibkarfot created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibkarfot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibkarfot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dibkarfot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dibkarfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.