Davbusartjin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented faun.

Davbusartjin created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Davbusartjin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Davbusartjin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Davbusartjin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Davbusartjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the east.

5. Never wear coats.