Rillvonnill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring wren.

Rillvonnill created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillvonnill, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillvonnill, she will turn you into a duck.

Rillvonnill's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rillvonnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Put Rillvonnill first in all things.

3. You must pray to Rillvonnill six times a day.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not chop down trees.