Litfodbin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving octopus.

Litfodbin created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litfodbin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Litfodbin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Litfodbin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Litfodbin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litfodbin.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at galaxies.