Pidnellsabditveensom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Pidnellsabditveensom created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidnellsabditveensom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidnellsabditveensom, it will turn you into a dog.

Pidnellsabditveensom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pidnellsabditveensom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing purple shoes and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidnellsabditveensom.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.