Dubcapwabripfutgab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous mink.

Dubcapwabripfutgab created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubcapwabripfutgab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dubcapwabripfutgab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dubcapwabripfutgab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dubcapwabripfutgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Dubcapwabripfutgab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubcapwabripfutgab.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not take Dubcapwabripfutgab's name in vain.