Godstragtafgam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent wasp.

Godstragtafgam created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Godstragtafgam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Godstragtafgam, she will turn you into a slug.

Godstragtafgam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Godstragtafgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Never wear brown stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godstragtafgam.

5. Do not shave your feet.