Von is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive seal.

Von created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Von, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Von, she will be mildly annoyed.

Von's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Von's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never paint your back orange.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.