Nigdimbag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful hyena.

Nigdimbag created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigdimbag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigdimbag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nigdimbag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nigdimbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to great tits while wearing black hats.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.