Lunpasdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy bird.

Lunpasdiss created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunpasdiss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lunpasdiss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lunpasdiss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lunpasdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing cyan tights and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Lunpasdiss on top of all buildings.