Fithudnigaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome fox.

Fithudnigaf created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fithudnigaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fithudnigaf, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fithudnigaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fithudnigaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow jumpers.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always obey Fithudnigaf's priests.

5. Never think about special relativity.