Yimnulnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast pig.

Yimnulnutt created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimnulnutt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimnulnutt, it will remove you from existence.

Yimnulnutt's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yimnulnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yimnulnutt's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing black scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.