Godvinriggem is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, self-confident
fish.
Godvinriggem created humankind nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Godvinriggem, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Godvinriggem, it will be very unhappy.
Godvinriggem's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Godvinriggem's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tapirs while wearing brown ear rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your hands.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never hurt grasshopers.