Fudbotbab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, loving hyena.

Fudbotbab created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudbotbab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudbotbab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fudbotbab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fudbotbab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.