Ganfemton is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective jackal.

Ganfemton created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ganfemton, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ganfemton, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ganfemton's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ganfemton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine shrews in a large pit.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.