Kikliklan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous fish.

Kikliklan created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kikliklan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kikliklan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kikliklan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kikliklan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Always help sheep.

3. You must pray to Kikliklan four times a day.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.