Bunloopgum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest weasel.

Bunloopgum created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunloopgum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunloopgum, it will turn you into a dog.

Bunloopgum's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bunloopgum's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Bunloopgum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must pray to Bunloopgum four times a day.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. You must love Bunloopgum.