Nuttlarpvin Ripzodxinwon Bumcenvog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable snail.

Nuttlarpvin Ripzodxinwon Bumcenvog created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlarpvin Ripzodxinwon Bumcenvog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuttlarpvin Ripzodxinwon Bumcenvog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nuttlarpvin Ripzodxinwon Bumcenvog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nuttlarpvin Ripzodxinwon Bumcenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to ants while wearing magenta trousers.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Nuttlarpvin Ripzodxinwon Bumcenvog loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.