Naklopbit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy otter.

Naklopbit created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naklopbit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Naklopbit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Naklopbit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Naklopbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Naklopbit loves pigs, so they must be respected.
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