Liprenraw is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent mole.

Liprenraw created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Liprenraw, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Liprenraw, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Liprenraw's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Liprenraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Liprenraw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.