Ceprawneg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid hummingbird.

Ceprawneg created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceprawneg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ceprawneg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ceprawneg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ceprawneg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceprawneg.

2. Run away from blue nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never mention tortoises.