Hinxempag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient centaur.

Hinxempag created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinxempag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hinxempag, she will not invite you to parties.

Hinxempag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hinxempag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Hinxempag in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Hinxempag five times a day.

5. Do not hurt shrews.