Ranrillfotfon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody mongoose.

Ranrillfotfon created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranrillfotfon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranrillfotfon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ranrillfotfon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ranrillfotfon's Holy Commandments

1. Ranrillfotfon loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ranrillfotfon.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.