Zodbabspag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered wyrm.

Zodbabspag created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodbabspag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodbabspag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zodbabspag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zodbabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zodbabspag.