Femvag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective yak.

Femvag created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femvag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femvag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Femvag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Femvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide if four capybaras approach from the west.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never talk about fire.