Bimhabsin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-confident butterfly.

Bimhabsin created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhabsin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bimhabsin, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bimhabsin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bimhabsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near hamsters.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.