Hitvegmig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil dragon.

Hitvegmig created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitvegmig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hitvegmig, he will cry a lot.

Hitvegmig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hitvegmig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.