Sitinghad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable mole.

Sitinghad created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Sitinghad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitinghad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sitinghad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sitinghad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never wear violet trousers.

3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Sitinghad on top of important buildings.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Always look after injured foxes.