Bapdabged is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful wyvern.

Bapdabged created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapdabged, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bapdabged, he will turn you into a worm.

Bapdabged's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bapdabged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Run away if three snakes approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the west.