Cetjarnvid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident bird.

Cetjarnvid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cetjarnvid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cetjarnvid, it will not care.

Cetjarnvid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cetjarnvid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Never run in the presence of horses.

4. Do not take Cetjarnvid's name in vain.

5. Never sit in holy places.