Limraplunwegdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome jellyfish.

Limraplunwegdoss created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limraplunwegdoss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limraplunwegdoss, she will turn you into a duck.

Limraplunwegdoss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Limraplunwegdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if four pigs approach from the north.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help nematodes in need.