Rullbisswod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable shark.

Rullbisswod created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbisswod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullbisswod, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rullbisswod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rullbisswod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about moths.