Guppadbusgom Dodnurkon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dolphin.

Guppadbusgom Dodnurkon created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Guppadbusgom Dodnurkon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Guppadbusgom Dodnurkon, it will turn you into a rock.

Guppadbusgom Dodnurkon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Guppadbusgom Dodnurkon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mites approach from the east.

2. Guppadbusgom Dodnurkon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat corn.