Flignulfob Vanlitgun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tiresome cat.

Flignulfob Vanlitgun created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flignulfob Vanlitgun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flignulfob Vanlitgun, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flignulfob Vanlitgun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flignulfob Vanlitgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Flignulfob Vanlitgun on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Flignulfob Vanlitgun's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.