Hathatrillquimgig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful gnu.

Hathatrillquimgig created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hathatrillquimgig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hathatrillquimgig, it will turn you into a snail.

Hathatrillquimgig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hathatrillquimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing mauve hats.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never paint your back black.