Wotmob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome owl.

Wotmob created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotmob, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wotmob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wotmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never wear green boots.

5. Never feed onions to bats while wearing mauve ear rings.