Gebfumwig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful squid.

Gebfumwig created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Gebfumwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebfumwig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gebfumwig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gebfumwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

4. Never wear turquoise dresses.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.