Talyokgupbud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, idiotic mouse.

Talyokgupbud created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talyokgupbud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Talyokgupbud, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Talyokgupbud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Talyokgupbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.