Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented hedgehog.

Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog, he will turn you into a snail.

Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. You must love Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Babhabbegmil Gepmetvedbuncusscidbog.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.