Nurbadbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing centaur.

Nurbadbeg created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Nurbadbeg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurbadbeg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nurbadbeg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nurbadbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.